I checked my mail this morning, and it turns out the PEOPLE WHO BOOK wasn’t the product of my malarial hallucinations after all. And it’s coming out in a couple weeks! Pre-order your copy now.
85% BRAND NEW PEOPLE WHOS, NEVER BEFORE SEEN BY HUMANS.
MY PERSONAL FAVORITES from the blog’s LONG and STORIED HISTORY.
INTRODUCTION and EPILOGUE by wireless G (me), plus…
SLANDEROUS, UNSOLICITED FOREWORD by DEGENERATE SCHOLAR.
Some of them are HUMOROUSLY ILLUSTRATED by Jess Neil.
HOURS OF CHUCKLING at the INADEQUACIES OF OTHERS!
Do you hate reading as much as you hate your fellow man? Then this is the book for you. No endless, naval-gazing essays about hipsters, (un)cool parents, sandwiches, or anything else for that matter. Just the headlines, the funny bits, the naughty bits, the people who… the only parts that are worth reading anyway.
It’s small, stylish, not too pricey, and it lets your guests and toilet-visitors know just how much you resent people like them.