A frustrated anthropologist’s compendium of those people who confound him with their CONTINUED, PERSISTENT EXISTENCE. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-16912910-4’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @peoplewho)http://peoplewho.us/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sddtvWbG1qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/21444264391http://peoplewho.us/post/21444264391Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:22:46 -0700WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME EXERCISE?!?!PEOPLE WHOLOL<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2bsf9U56M1qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/20969459815http://peoplewho.us/post/20969459815Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:48:30 -0700NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU LOOK LIKEPEOPLE WHOLOL<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2aa0vyvFd1qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Take a look!</p> <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/People-Who-wireless-G/dp/0762444576">Amazon</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/people-who-wireless-wireless-g/1104655244">Barnes & Noble</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.powells.com/biblio/62-9780762444571-0">Powell’s</a></p> <p>Stuck in Australia? <a href="http://www.qbd.com.au/product/9780762444571-People_Who_by_Wireless_G_COR_.htm">No worries, mate.</a></p>http://peoplewho.us/post/20862895713http://peoplewho.us/post/20862895713Tue, 10 Apr 2012 14:50:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m263qktsIE1qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/20722293840http://peoplewho.us/post/20722293840Sun, 08 Apr 2012 10:30:26 -0700BONUS IF ALL YOU WRITE IS 'hb!'PEOPLE WHOLOLBIRTHDAYFACEBOOK<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vb5kUGzp1qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/20361986918http://peoplewho.us/post/20361986918Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:51:20 -0700WE WOULD NEVER RESORT TO SUCH CHEAP GIMMICKSPEOPLE WHOLOLTUMBLRHIGHLIGHT<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tjt7mD2g1qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/20307752818http://peoplewho.us/post/20307752818Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:03:07 -0700AND THEN WRITE THE FUCKING WORD IN AT THE END TOOPEOPLE WHOLOLDRAW SOMETHING<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m12gc779A71qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/20176331336http://peoplewho.us/post/20176331336Fri, 30 Mar 2012 10:30:05 -0700BLACK PEOPLE COME FROM EVERYWHERE GODDAMNITPEOPLE WHOLOLSUBMISSION<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m12g6qfXag1qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/20122137917http://peoplewho.us/post/20122137917Thu, 29 Mar 2012 10:30:05 -0700THIS ISN'T 16TH CENTURY PORTUGALPEOPLE WHOLOL<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m128t4uTVj1qb7eayo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/20068113826http://peoplewho.us/post/20068113826Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:30:05 -0700IS IT OK IF I TOUCH YOUR EYEBALL?PEOPLE WHOLOL<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m128rzZlvo1qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/20014185493http://peoplewho.us/post/20014185493Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:30:06 -0700PEOPLE WHOLOLSUBMISSION<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m122byeM2U1qb7eayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://peoplewho.us/post/19959226477http://peoplewho.us/post/19959226477Mon, 26 Mar 2012 10:30:06 -0700USE YOUR WORDSPEOPLE WHOLOLSUBMISSION<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ekppmcCl1qb7eayo1_r4_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I checked my mail this morning, and it turns out the <strong><a href="http://www.amazon.com/People-Who-wireless-G/dp/0762444576/ref=sr_1_26?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1332615476&sr=1-26">PEOPLE WHO BOOK</a></strong> wasn’t the product of my malarial hallucinations after all. 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