1. Submissions should be entered in the “Title” field only. Leave the “Post” field blank.
2. Submissions should follow the format of the site. Posts with ‘headlines’ will be deleted immediately. Seriously, look at the site. Do you see headlines on posts? Ok then.
3. Submissions should be funny.
4. Submissions should, naturally, be in ALL CAPS.
5. Submissions may, if chosen, be rephrased to match the style of the site.